Once upon a time there lived a young teenage Ancient Egyptian princess named Amunet. She dreamt of becoming a pharaoh one day.
She would play with her dolls and pretend she was their queen
Her sisters always tormented her because she was Queen Nefertiti’s 7th daughter, and she would never get a turn on the throne as she was the youngest daughter

Every day, she would sit in a chair next to her mother and watch her and her sisters make important decisions, ones she wanted to make.
She would argue with her mother and beg her to be queen after her, but Queen Nefertiti would always ignore her and say that she was a mistake, a child that would never see through the eyes of the throne.
She would fall asleep crying, as she tried to picture a world where her sisters adored her and her family would want her.

Until one day, she woke up in a glass cage wrapped in linen. When she moved the cloth off her face, she realized she was surrounded by wide-eyed tourists! .
Paparazzi were snapping pictures left and right. Amunet managed to run away from the crowd.
Once she finished unwrapping her face, Amunet had no idea where she was until a man working at a nearby Gucci store asked, “Now, now, it is 2022. I like the vintage mummy outfit, but it’s four whole months until Halloween! How about an elegant beige skater dress. I’ll give you a 20% off coupon! Is that not enough? Fine, 25%! You can’t be walking down the streets of San Francisco looking like THAT.