Once upon a time 7-8 billion years into the future the Geeks and Nerds of planet Earth predicted the death of the Sun, and figured out how to build enough space ships and technology to save everyone, but they realized that there would not be enough time and resources to build enough ships to save everyone.
The cool people of planet Earth decided to unite, and enslave and brainwash all of the Geeks and Nerds in the world to be completely selfless, not valuing themselves as much as the cool people by founding ... The XACE S - Extraterrestrial Astronomical Creation Enterprises of Selflessness.
And each generation the leaders of the Cool People awarded the most intelligent Geek/Nerd to lead all of the Geeks and Nerds to successfully build all of the ships and technology in time to save all of the cool kids, big and small. The last leader of the Cool People and heir of XACE S is BIGE BOOSMAN the XXV(25th) and the last leader of the Geeks and Nerds is Melonousk Pavlov, who has been the greatest Geek/Nerd leader and innovator in history. 
With only 7 days remaining before the Sun dies, everything is on schedule ... Until one day his daughter Melonie Pavlov was playing in the offices at XACE S and ended up in the office of BIGE BOOSMAN the XXV when she accidentally opened his vault. She explored the vault and found an ancient DVD, so she put it in her backpack. When she got home she showed her daddy Melonousk Pavlov. Since DVDs were ancient he couldn't just play it at home, so he had to call up an old Nerd Geek.........Ilav Peterson................who works at The Louvre. He of course had one in perfect working order so Melonousk went to The Louvre to play the DVD. The DVD revealed the secret brainwashing program from centuries before.