Once upon a time 7-8 billion years into the future the Geeks and Nerds of planet Earth predicted the death of the Sun, and figured out how to build enough space ships and technology to save everyone, but they realized that there would not be enough time and resources to build enough ships to save everyone.
The cool people of planet Earth decided to unite, and enslave and brainwash all of the Geeks and Nerds in the world to be completely selfless, not valuing themselves as much as the cool people by founding ... The XACE S - Extraterrestrial Astronomical Creation Enterprises of Selflessness.
And each generation the leaders of the Cool People awarded the most intelligent Geek/Nerd to lead all of the Geeks and Nerds to successfully build all of the ships and technology in time to save all of the cool kids, big and small. The last leader of the Cool People and heir of XACE S is BIGE BOOSMAN the XXV(25th) and the last leader of the Geeks and Nerds is Melonousk Pavlov, who has been the greatest Geek/Nerd leader and innovator in history. 
With only 7 days remaining before the Sun dies, everything is on schedule ... Until one day his daughter Melonie Pavlov was playing in the offices at XACE S and chased her puppy into the office of BIGE BOOSMAN the XXV when she found the vault door left open. She explored the messy vault and her puppy grabbed an ancient DVD, and she played tug of war to get it from him and she put it in her backpack. When she got home the puppy started playing with it and melousk plays tug of war to get it out of its mouth Since DVDs were ancient he couldn't just play it at home, so he had to call up an old Nerd Geek.........Ilav Peterson................who works at The Louvre. He of course had one in perfect working order so Melonousk went to The Louvre to play the DVD. The DVD revealed the secret brainwashing program from centuries before.
Because of that Melonousk has a crisis and doesn't know what to do and tries to forget he ever watched that old DVD. Because of that he wants to just focus on saving all of the Cool People like he easily focused on before.


ACT II:  
Because of that he has trouble facing his daughter, wife and fellow Geeks and Nerds, because he now knows the truth.
Because of that he eventually decides he has to confront the BOOSMAN with the evidence.                     Because of that BIGE BOOSMAN bribes Melonousk to keep it to himself in exchange for a space for him and his family on a ship.

ACT III:Because of that Melonousk has another crisis and doesn't know what to do, because he thinks it's impossible to save everyone at this point anyway so why should he tell all of the Geeks and Nerds the truth?
Because of that he gets so angry that he wants to find a way to save everyone so he begins to value himself and the other Geeks and Nerds as much as the Cool People and needs to figure out how to save everyone ... and fast!
Because of that the Geeks and Nerds convince all of the leaders of all the countries surrender their nuclear weapons and the geeks and nerds will send all 555,555 spaceships  loaded with the weapons to restart the sun with a massive atomic bomb .

MORAL: And ever since then Melonousk and all of the Geeks and Nerds know that to be truly selfless we have to be selfish enough to value yourself as much as others.