Once upon a time, long ago during the time of the dinosaurs, a thing popped into existence, it didn't look like any other animal, it was small, round, and covered in feathers. And this thing wasn't born, nor was it created by another being, it just kind of decided to exist. This odd being was small, but also sometimes large, depending on what it was near. It had six eyes, a floofy, feathery body, a short yellow beak, and an odd, non-fleshy, cylindrical object atop its head, this odd object was attached to the flesh of the being.

This thing had declared itself Goophat, it didn't know why it chose this name though, it just felt right.
Goophat spent its days learning what odd abilities it had, and during this time it learned a lot about itself and what it could do. It could make these things it decided to call Tophats, they were modeled after what Goophat had connected on the top of its head. Goophat was very excited that it had learned to do something new, it created many tophats, and even tried out giving these tophats abilities, such as giving them an infinite space inside them, or the tophats being able to turn into a miniature tophat launcher.

And with this great discovery of its abilities, Goophat wanted to do something more ambitious, something that would make the world just a bit more interesting.
So Goophat, after a lot of thinking, decided it would try and make a completely new lifeform, one that looks like Goophat just without the tophat, and with the normal amount of eyes- which is two incase you didn't know that.
So Goophat did, Goophat made new life, they were just as big as it, and would be easily mistaken for Goophat just without the tophat, or vice versa.

For a long time after this amazing feat Goophat tried to think of another fun thing it could do, but nothing came to mind. So for the time being Goophat would just relax.


One day, after millions of years of relaxing, and after watching entire ecosystems leave the planet and then entirely new ones replace them, and also replacing the geese multiple times when they were wiped out with the rest of life on the Earth, while Goophat was sitting watching the geese it had made, Goophat had inspiration. Goophat saw the geese next to some tea leaves and wondered ‘what if there was an animal that was a combination of geese and tea? That would be pretty cool.’ And so the second Goose God was created. Goophat deemed this being "Gea", which was a mix of a plant Goophat called "Tea" and Gophats previously created life, Geese.
Gea is a huge goose whose body is made up of tea. Gea has a ginormous tea plant growing out of the top of its head which, after harvested, regrows at insane speeds, being full of tea leaves and flowers within a couple of days.
Gea has the power of creating tea from thin air, and can also solidify its body from tea into armored flesh as a tactic to intimidate enemies.

This excites Goophat, so Goophat scours the earth in search of other things that could make fun interesting beings, so over the years Goophat makes 6 other Goose Gods; Gearth - the god of earth, Goocean - the god of the water, Gire - the god of fire, Word - the god of swords, Gardboard - the god of cardboard, and Goosetape - the god of ducktape.

This is only the first act and it's unfinished, I'm really bad at doing stuff on time, sorry about that. But regardless, I hope you enjoy